1. Renji
2. Toshiro
3. Ichigo
4. Rukia
5. Gin
6. Byakuya
7. Ulquiorra
8. Mustang



1 is going to a party with their friends. How do they invite you? If they don't then how to they break it to you that you're not invited?

He doesnt. Meanie





2 needs some friend to friend advice about the birds and the bees. What do you tell them?

I'm not talking to the grade-schooler about the birds and the bees




You're walking on the street and you see 3 lying on the ground. What do you do/think?

I step in him, then drag him in front of traffic

It's your birthday. What does 4 get you?

Something with chappy on it.


You notice that 5 is slipping in their grades. What are they doing to cause this? What do you do to help them?

Gin hasn't discovered how to open a textbook...give it time. He'll learn...hopefully

6 is feeling down in the dumps. What would you use to cheer them up?

LMFAO...no comment. ;D

7 is having problems at home with the family and needs help. Do you help? And if so how?

I call doctor Phil. Ulquiorra gets some help..maybe...and Dr Phil will probably be called trash many many times...everybody wins!


One day you're minding you're own business and you find 8 cheating on their girl/boyfriend... What do you do?

OOOOOOO...I AM SOOOOOO TELLING HAWKEYE

You and 1 are talking and he/she says they want to talk to you about something important... He/She tells you that they love you and always have. How do you react?

I turn him into a duck.


2 is in recovery from a past relationship and you are helping them through it. Then they thank you for what you have done for them. They lean in as if they are going to kiss you. What do you do?

Scream rape and run away.

You and 3 have been going steady for a while now and he/she asks you if you want to go a step further... Do you?

Excuse me while I throw up...


You come home from school and you see 4 making out with the person you are dating... What happens next?

again...i need to puke...that's like incest!


You've told 5 that you love him/her but after that they have been avoiding you... Why?

Who knows....Gin's weird

6 tells you that you're boy/girlfriend is cheating on you, but they were lying. How do you act towards them?

Byakuya tells me my boyfriend is cheating on me...hmmmmm....i suppose i'd have to slap him


You admit your love to 7. And they tell you that they love you too. What happens next?

I wake up screaming from my nightmare


You are talking to 8 and when you least expect it 8 holds your face and kisses you. How do you react?

I kill him.


1 and 3 are holding hands and skipping down a yellow brick road...

...i always knew renji and ichigo had something going on...


2 goes fishing in Canada but it's already winter. 5 explains this to them but 2 doesn't listen... What happens to 2? What does 5 do?

Nothing happens to two because he is the fucking ice king!!!!!

For some reason the whole town is painted in red paint... Could 4 be behind this?

Maybe...


Someone kidnaps 6. Who saves them?

lol...shouldn't it be the other way around?

It turns out 1 has been smuggling drugs in his sleep. 3 is also in on the deal. Who gets caught first?

Renji...he cant keep his effing mouth shut...there goes my crack supplier!